People often tell me that they feel like they know Melanie because I have talked and written so much about her. I hope I've told all good stuff. That's actually all there is to tell. Honestly, Melanie. It's all good. Please don't invite your mother and her dogs for a month. You're the greatest, baby. I mean it. Really....
(Thanks to Jan Sweigart for passing this along to me.)
Ohmigoodness where did you find this?? I nearly rolled off the bed laughing ! Priceless !
ReplyDeletePastors wives aren't totally innocent. My mom's a pastor's wife, and she's told a few stories about her kids over the years. At age two, I once (how do I say this politely?) went "potty" in a phone booth down the street. A number of people from church asked me about it (as an adult). Guess where they heard it from? Dear old mom . . .
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